Jaay-lenn

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

ruinedchildhood:

the dangers of masturbation

ruinedchildhood:

the dangers of masturbation